HOUSE RULES: READ BEFORE SPEAKING TO THE PRESS
Welcome to the Break Room. The villains get a diary. You get a workshop.
This room is for the people who do the work: builders, engineers, operators, and anyone drafting an exit from the wage cage. The paper documents who took your raise. In here, you build the thing they cannot take.
The rules
Receipts only. Bills by number, filings by docket, numbers with sources. "Trust me" is an HR phrase.
Absolute dates. "Last Tuesday" dies in committee. Write the date.
Archetypes only. We mock power, not people. No naming your boss, your coworker, or any private individual. Redact the names; keep the crimes.
No identity-group anything. Ever. The target is the billionaire class, full stop. One strike.
No confidential material. The paper keeps a secure drop. This room is a glass box with a sign-in sheet.
Build in public. Post what you are shipping in The Classifieds, with numbers. The owners call it a hobby. We keep a ledger.
Your first letter
Post it here in Letters to the Editor: who you are, what you are building, and which billionaire radicalized you.
Moderation
Break a rule once and the post comes down with a note. Twice and you are escorted out by security, which around here is also the editor. We run a newspaper, not a comments section.
The editor reads everything. HR reads nothing.
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